May 2013
grandkanye:
chicken so raw its an egg
slenclerman:
reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a man (yet) -i once got 95% on guitar hero -you can play with my hair -im cheaper than a puppy
rneerkat:
i wish i had an accent
í
there we go
gorgeousdarren:
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
suojure:
malijuanastyles:
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop...
I'm in love with a hot celebrity which is my fuck...
nakedongreenbeers:
If I ever get married my wedding vows will include “because life is long and you are hot” and no one can stop me.
dirkkat:
i like how some people on tumblr tell you nothing about their personal lives and remain a total enigma even after months of following them and then some other people on tumblr practically liveblog their farts
Tumblr: I am a strong and independent blue website who don't need no Yahoo
fullmetalfisting:
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
Being the first one to wake up in a sleepover.
pleasedontleadmeon:
That moment when your chest feels heavy and...
pleasedontleadmeon:
Follow this Blog for more shizz
Pretending to text in an awkward situation.
pleasedontleadmeon:
Hey, I’m Chris and I make my own post,
follow me and enjoy some more.
When you're in school and you can't find your...
pleasedontleadmeon:
Hey, I’m Chris and I make my own post,
follow me and enjoy some more.
When you hit your post limit. →
pleasedontleadmeon:
When someone you don't like tries to comfort you.
pleasedontleadmeon:
When your teacher makes a mistake checking your...
pleasedontleadmeon:
croutoncat:
i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
It's a Sunday, you're bored, hungry, your homework...
laugh-addict:
g-fucking-poy
jolivet:
simon-the-jewish-vampire:
snarkreactors:
I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
uh
oh
WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST
When your friends are talking in a different...
pleasedontleadmeon:
When your teacher makes a mistake checking your...
pleasedontleadmeon:
Failing a test by one point.
pleasedontleadmeon:
That moment when you feel you're about to hit your...
pleasedontleadmeon:
Hey, I’m Chris and I make my own post(s),
follow me and enjoy some more.
People who do their homework at home.
your-m0m-and-dad:
Forgetting to save your work and you have to start...
pleasedontleadmeon:
foodtrucker:
If I have a crush on you, you gotta crush on me too its only polite!!
oomshi:
give me an L!! give me an A!! give me an M!! give me an E!!
WHAT DOES THAT SPELL???/
your blog
horny has become less of a mood for me and more of a personality trait
dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
sam: k
dean: so...so it's like this all right
dean: you know how i love pie the best
sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
sam: you'd throw a bitch fit
dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
dean: this really amazing cake
dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
sam: dean wat
dean:
sam: what are you even saying
dean:
sam:
dean:
sam:
dean:
sam:
dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas
fuckoffcats:
THE AMOUNT OF THINGS I HAVE TO DO AND I’M SITTING HERE REFRESHING MY FUCKING DASHBOARD OVER AND OVER AGAIN I HATE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:
superhubbys:
its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me
#OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER
sorrydean:
jo—harvelle:
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
cellular number
snapchat
twitter
facebook
skype
email
facetime
first born
you know, anything you want
neopiacentral:
i can’t even do a cartwheel
maleteen:
if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
